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 Some Property AssessorsIgnore Rising Land Values
Joseph Thompson
 [Reprinted from an undated pamphlet, Simple Talks
          on Taxation, published by the author]
 
 
 
            
              | ...
 ... That's quite a fine building
                across the street there. Medical Center?
 ... Yeah.
                Medical Center.
 ... Yes, it's a great addition to
                a city, a building like that.
 ... You
                betcher. It's a great addition to the tax roll, too! It's worth
                ten times the ones was there before.
 ... Yes, buildings like
                that make a city. We ought to have more of them.
 ... You
                betcher! I'd like to be appraising a dozen more.
 ... Oh - you're an appraiser?
 ... Yeah.
 ... In real estate?
 ... Nope.
                Assessor's office.
 ... Well, I think you'll be
                appraising - not a dozen, maybe, but a couple at least.
 ... Nope.
                Land's too high. What they're asking for the land now, a man
                couldn't get his money back in fifty years.
 ... Then how about the Medical
                Center there? Was the land cheaper when they bought?
 ... Some.
                It belonged to old man McCurdy. He paid thirteen grand for it,
                sixteen years ago. When the Medics offered him Two hundred grand
                for it, he let them have it Figured it would make his other
                pieces go for more.
 ... I s'pose, with that increase
                in value, you were advancing his taxes rather heavily, too?
 ... How was
                that, again?
 ... I suppose that, as the
                property advanced from Thirteen thousand to Two hundred thousand
                grand, McCurdy's taxes went up in proportion.
 ... Hell
                no! His buildings were old - out-of-date, so we assessed them
                way down.
 ... And the land?
 ... We
                appraised it at Sixty per cent of his Thirteen. That's our
                regular scale.
 ... Will you tax the
                Medical land at the same rate?
 ... Gosh
                no! With that fine building on it, we'll hitch it up good! We'll
                assess, with the building, for forty times what it brought us
                when it belonged to McCurdy.
 ... Will you raise the tax on all
                the land in the neighborhood?
 ... Nope.
                O'ny when they's a new building goes up.
 ... But hasn't all the land gone
                up in value?
 ... They're
                asking more for it, but what in hell has the Assessor to do with
                that?
 ... McCurdy was certainly lucky -
                pret-near a Hundred and Forty thousand after Capital Gains tax.
                Does the city get any of that?
 ... How
                would the city get any of his money?
 ... I was just wondering. If the
                city nursed him and his old buildings 'til they got to Two
                hundred grand, it's a shame the city doesn't get a cut put of
                the profit.
 ... Oh, the
                city'll get it all right. Taxing the Medics.
 ... But - Gee! The Medical people
                already paid McCurdy for what the city should a' got! Then when
                they improve the city, they get socked for doing a good thing!
 ... Say,
                you aint a Commie, are you?
 ... A Commie! Why? What makes you
                ask that?
 ... Well,
                you don't seem to like die -way we do business.
 ... Does that make me a Commie?
 ... Kinder.
 ... No. I'm no Commie. If I was,
                I'd be putting the Medical people out of business, and take
                their building. I'd be for treating them worse than you're
                talking of doing.
 ... Hey!
                You can't get away with telling me I talk like a Commie!
 ... Aw, I was o'ny kiddin'. But it
                will take a lot of taxing before the city gets as much as
                McCurdy got for nothing. The city'll never really get it back.
 ... Get it
                back?
 ... Well The city made it.
 ... City
                hell. McCurdy made it.
 ... Sure. Mac got it but we all
                created it When I said "made," I meant - let's say "constructed
                it."
 ... Who's "we"?
 ... You and me and the rest of us.
 ... What in
                hell did you and me have to do with it?
 ... Well, like everyone else in
                town, we're here.
 ... What's
                that got to do with it?
 ... If nobody was here, how much
                would the Medical lot be worth?
 ... If
                nobody was here it wouldn't be worth nothin'. Any fool'd know
                that!
 ... But there are plenty of fools
                who don't know what belongs to them and what doesn't.
 ... That's
                for sure.
 ... Did you ever hear of Abou Ben
                Adhem?
 ... Sure.
                In school. "Abou Ben Adhem's name led all the rest."
 ... And did you know that in the
                list of fools that don't know what belong to who, the average
                Assessor's name leads all the rest?
 ... Say,
                I'm tired of your talk and your wise cracks. I've wasted my time
                long enough. We assessors know our business and we don't need
                any advice. You ought to get yourself a soap box. I'm going.
 ... Goodbye, Mr. Deputy Assessor.
                (Soliloquy) If I thought you really knew your business, I'd
                promote you from ignoramus to criminal! But you don't.
 
 
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